? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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