I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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