WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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