I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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