she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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