Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
God, I missed his penis.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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