No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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