There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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