filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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