well you can't waste a boner
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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