real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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