i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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