belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You ruined the universe
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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