bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She's JV to your varsity
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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