its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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