i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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