So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
