Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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