Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
