Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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