it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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