I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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