I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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