the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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