Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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