You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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