covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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