In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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