And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
