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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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