I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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