The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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