sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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