508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
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I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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