Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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