One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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