She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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