My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
