Umm I'm too high to move.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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