Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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