Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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