You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
