I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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