She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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