I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I skipped work to stalk him.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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