awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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