i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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