so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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