I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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