3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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