normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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