Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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