So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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