Just mADE A PArabola og urine
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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