i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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