Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
how does that bad decision feel?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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