If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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