This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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